In its latest reporting month, Joey Uptown recorded $364,684 in receipts, modestly below its 12‑month average of $397,384. Compared with typical Houston peer venues, its revenue sits within the expected range for Texas city‑area bars.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $4,774,118, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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JOEY UPTOWN is a Mixed Beverage located in HOUSTON, Texas. In September 2026, it reported $377,589 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $397,843. Its highest-grossing month in that period was May 2026 with $477,996 in sales. Sales have remained relatively stable. Its sales mix is approximately 81% liquor, 4% beer, and 15% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated low with no significant compliance concerns detected.
5045 WESTHEIMER RD STE X01, HOUSTON, TX 77056
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“Celebrated my 31st birthday dinner here an had booked our reservation probably a few days before. When we arrived the area was busy so we used the valet which was $12 and tipped $5. They were nice and quick. Walking in your greeted by lovely women who are all smiles, even during a busy night where people were standing around waiting, they offer you champagne. I’m not drinking right now but my mom and boyfriend...”
“I had a great experience at Joey Uptown. The service was excellent, and Jorge and David really made the visit even better with how attentive and friendly they were. They made sure everything was perfect and checked in at just the right times. My favorite dishes were the blackened chicken and the sushi roll — both were absolutely delicious and full of flavor. Everything came out fresh and well prepared. Overall,...”
“First time eating at Joey Uptown. It was a nice experience overall. Service was decent, but not all out, however, they were busy for it being after 10pm at night. I had the herb crust salmon. The salmon and creamy mashed potatoes were very good the peas and tomatoes also. The only thing that was different taste was was the truffle sauce. It wasn’t bad or good in my opinion, but unique. I’d say it is an acquired...”
“Our server Ariel was so nice and knowledgeable about the menu (one of the best qualities when it comes to a hostess) food was delicious and well portioned. Atmosphere was nice and smooth. Drinks were delicious and not too heavy. Will definitely be back!”
“I haven’t been to Joey Uptown in an while and it did not disappoint. The atmosphere? Dope. The energy was 🔥 from the moment I walked in. I was greeted with champagne—talk about a classy welcome. Our server’s name is Tiana, and she was such a sweetheart! She sat us in a primo section with my friend, perfect for catching up and vibes. The appetizers were next-level—prestige world wide! Every bite was a win: Steak...”
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