The bar’s latest month receipts of $79,434 fall short of its 12‑month average of $103,474, indicating a dip in sales. Compared with typical El Paso venues, this places Miami Adult Swim Bar in the lower‑revenue segment of the local market.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $1,156,894, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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MIAMI ADULT SWIM BAR is a Mixed Beverage located in EL PASO, Texas. In September 2026, it reported $54,068 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $96,408. Its highest-grossing month in that period was November 2025 with $129,875 in sales. Sales have decreased by 35% compared to earlier in the period. Its sales mix is approximately 87% liquor, 13% beer, and 0% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated low with no significant compliance concerns detected.
1580 GEORGE DIETER DR STE 104, EL PASO, TX 79936
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“⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ (40/5 honestly) I don’t even know how to put this into words, but I’m going to try. Miami Adult Swim Bar is hands down one of the most insane hospitality experiences I have ever had in my life. I went in expecting a normal night out. What I got was elite-level service, immaculate vibes, and an atmosphere that made me feel like royalty. The service was FAST. The energy was electric. The pricing was...”
“We arrived there super early to see @esseguero. Amazing dj. Had a good time until there I was carried out by their security guards. I’m a 4’11” girl I was just making sure my girl was ok since she was having an anxiety attack in the bar the bartenders and security were amazing making sure she was ok. But once some men too over the booth I got confused. My friends and I arrived there early and bought shots and...”
“Terrible experience at Miami Adult Swim Bar. A woman in the restroom who claimed to work there tried selling cocaine, which immediately made the place feel unsafe. On top of that, the bartenders were dishonest with pricing—shots were heavily upcharged and gratuity was added without consent. I was almost charged $130 for two shots that should’ve been around $30, and I have proof of the listed prices versus what I...”
“Two shots alone costed $30. And bartenders expect a 100% tip for opening a bottle and pouring 2 drops of alcohol into a plastic cup… if you don’t tip they will commit fraud and tip themselves (a large amount mind you) and get you escorted out by security. The manager Aaron will avoid you on fixing the problem and getting your money back.”
“added a bigger tip for themselves on my receipt. saw the purchase and contacted the manager the next morning who said he would take care of of it then stopped answering calls. my guess is he knows thats going on and doesn't care they steal tips”
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