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The Twisted Monkey

22559 ALDINE WESTFIELD RD # A&B, Spring, TX 77373 · TABC MB697144

Mixed Beverage Spring Market Enriched 2026-07-11
$245,948 Annual gross (L12M) ▲ 9.3% latest MoM Click for monthly detail
$20,496 Avg monthly ▲ 1.1% latest vs avg Click for monthly detail
~22% Est. net margin (likely) $55,092/yr est. net Click for cost model
$138k–$193k Est. acquisition range 0.67× annual gross (blended) Click for valuation methods
Liquor sales only — total revenue is higher
Every dollar on this page comes from Mixed Beverage Gross Receipts filings — the alcohol portion of total sales. For a Honky-Tonk, liquor is typically only 80–95% of total business revenue. Beer + cover charges; food minor. Estimated total revenue (rough): $258,893 – $307,435/year. Treat the valuation below as a screening estimate based on the alcohol portion alone.
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Executive Summary

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The Twisted Monkey is a mixed-beverage licensed establishment at 22559 ALDINE WESTFIELD RD # A&B, Spring, Texas (TABC MB697144). Over the most recent 12 months it reported $245,948 in gross alcohol sales, averaging $20,496/month with a best month of $22,995. Sales mix: ~52% liquor · 45% beer · 2% wine. The building at this address is owned by SENG 888 GROUP LLC (2,500 sqft, $516,381 assessed value per county records). Applying Texas bar cost benchmarks yields an estimated annual net of approximately $55,092 (~22% margin). Acquisition value is estimated at $138k–$193k across revenue-multiple, SDE-multiple, and cap-rate methods. All revenue figures are gross mixed-beverage receipts as filed with the Texas Comptroller; they exclude cash income such as cover charges, game machines, or merchandise.

Sales performance · last 12 months

Texas Comptroller mixed-beverage gross receipts actual

Annual gross
$245,948
Avg monthly
$20,496
Best month
$22,995
Jun 2025
Sales mix
52% Liq
45% Beer · 2% Wine

Property & occupancy

County public records + submarket comps

Building (landlord parcel)

Record ID0432090051313
Property owner (landlord)SENG 888 GROUP LLC
Total building SF2,500
Assessed value$516,381

The Twisted Monkey's share

Est. base rent ~$13/sqft/yr · 2,500 sqft · Class A $2,672/mo
NNN CAM / insurance$401/mo
NNN property tax$516/mo
Personal property tax est — no BPP record $100/mo
Total occupancy $3,689/mo

Occupancy analysis

All-in occupancy cost is 18.0% of gross revenue. Industry benchmark for healthy bars is 6–10%; 12–15% is typical for premium submarkets; above 18% is unsustainable without very strong margins elsewhere.

Profit scenarios

Texas bar cost model applied to $245,948 gross revenue estimated

Best Case
No kitchen, efficient staffing, favorable lease
~32%
Revenue$245,948
COGS (24%)−$59,028
Labor (14%)−$34,433
Occupancy−$39,844
TX MB gross tax (6.7%)−$16,479
Utilities / ins / mktg (8%)−$19,676
Card surcharge net+$2,705
Net profit $79,195
Most Likely
Typical bar, light food program, full two-shift staffing
~22%
Revenue$245,948
COGS (27%)−$66,406
Labor (17%)−$41,811
Occupancy−$44,271
TX MB gross tax (6.7%)−$16,479
Utilities / ins / mktg (10%)−$24,595
Card surcharge net+$2,705
Net profit $55,092
Stressed
Heavy food, larger crew, higher rent
~11%
Revenue$245,948
COGS (30%)−$73,784
Labor (22%)−$54,109
Occupancy−$48,698
TX MB gross tax (6.7%)−$16,479
Utilities / ins / mktg (12%)−$29,514
Card surcharge net+$2,705
Net profit $26,070
Disclaimer: Revenue is mixed-beverage gross receipts from the Texas Comptroller — it does not include cash income like door charges, game machines, merchandise, or event rentals (which can add 10–25% for nightclubs). Cost ratios are industry benchmarks for Texas MB-permit bars. Rent is estimated from submarket comps; property tax is from county public records pro-rated by square footage. Actual profit depends on lease terms, staffing, owner salary, and one-time costs.

Owner income estimator

Split likely net profit across ownership estimated

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Equal split (50% each)
Based on the "Most Likely" scenario net profit of $55,092/year. Actual owner income depends on salary draws, distributions, debt service, and tax structure. Consult an accountant for actual income projections.

Acquisition value estimate

Based on most-likely scenario (~$55,092 net) estimated

Revenue multiple
$123k–$197k
0.5–0.8× gross
SDE multiple
$138k–$193k
2.5–3.5× earnings
Cap rate
$167k–$220k
25–33%
Suggested range
$138k–$193k
blended estimate
The numbers above are liquor-only: bar-style multiples applied to mixed-beverage receipts. They're the right answer for a pure bar/lounge — but for a restaurant, this is just one slice of total enterprise value (the bar program). See the food-business estimate below.

Federal court history

Public records · last checked 2026-10-03

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