In August 2026 the bar recorded $11,496 in receipts, a modest dip below its 12‑month average of $11,886. Compared to typical Texas peers in Roanoke, its earnings sit just under the local average, indicating stable but slightly lower performance.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $139,759, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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WISE GUYS PIZZERIA is a Mixed Beverage located in ROANOKE, Texas. In August 2026, it reported $11,496 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $11,647. Its highest-grossing month in that period was May 2026 with $16,343 in sales. Sales have increased by 11% compared to earlier in the period. Its sales mix is approximately 28% liquor, 64% beer, and 9% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active - Renewal Pending TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated low with no significant compliance concerns detected.
311 S OAK ST STE 108, ROANOKE, TX 76262
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“Overall the experience here was one to note. The atmosphere here attempts to replicate the feeling of a small downtown restaurant from philly which it kind of does. The food here isn't philly authentic but has very good strong roots in italian cuisine. The crust while thick, had the perfect amount of chew to it where your jaw didn't feel like it just clocked in for it's own job like how other pizza places do....”
“Nice, casual pub atmosphere. I had the Capone sandwich with a Caesar salad. Both were very good. We went on a Monday for lunch while working nearby so we did not try any of their beers. I imagine it gets loud when crowded, but that would be expected. Recommended.”
“We had a pleasant first experience here at Wise Guys Pizzeria in Roanoke. Our server Joey was awesome, super attentive, recommended some local favorites and overall, the food was so fresh and amazing. Nothing was over the top, but just as it should taste. I can tell the atmosphere would be awesome in the summer time with the inside and outside bar, lots of places to sit, and make options to choose from. If you...”
“Larry and the whole team are amazing and so friendly. The pizza is great and the garlic knots should be illegal because they’re so addictive.”
“We found hair in the food and cups were not clean. Food tasted good but couldn’t get over the hair and overall uncleanliness. Waiter was nice but couldn’t answer any questions about the menu. Atmosphere and music were great but probably won’t be back.”
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