The Thirsty Texas Pub & Patio recorded $71,592 in receipts for the most recent month, a touch below its 12‑month average of $73,792. Compared with typical Houston Texas‑style bars, its revenue sits near the median range, suggesting a stable but modest market position.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $869,531, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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THE THIRSTY TEXAS PUB & PATIO is a Mixed Beverage located in HOUSTON, Texas. In September 2026, it reported $73,414 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $72,461. Its highest-grossing month in that period was October 2025 with $83,458 in sales. Sales have decreased by 12% compared to earlier in the period. Its sales mix is approximately 66% liquor, 34% beer, and 0% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated low with no significant compliance concerns detected.
21135 STATE HIGHWAY 249, HOUSTON, TX 77070
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“Seen a dunk couple standing on the bar, was confused and a lil tipsy bothering my buddies and I but hunter was quick and professional. Gave great service this was my second time coming, but I’m definitely come back for a third. Sierra was cool too.”
“I came here regularly, but it all changed when I asked for a cup of water. After a few minutes later they had closed , I knocked on the door Aaron the bartender opened and I asked for a cup of water. He denied to give me water saying he had no to go cups. He knows we come here often, I know by law they are not entitled to serve. But come on be courteous to your customers especially the ones you know by name. It...”
“I always have fun here and most of the patrons are really nice. Not keen on the food. Ordered the fried mushrooms and couldn't eat them (tasted like really old grease, yuck!) The bartenders are fun and will definitely make you laugh!”
“As a fan of neighborhood bars, this place checks all the boxes. The kitchen is quite accommodating. Want a breakfast burrito at 2pm? No problem. The waitstaff is super friendly and will spend a little time even if the place is a little busy. Unlike a lot of neighborhood bars it's not cliquish at all. Definitely on the high rotation list.”
“Great atmosphere, friendly staff, ice cold tap beer, the vibes are thriving and the beer never stops. Didn’t try the food but definitely an awesome spot.”
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