The bar recorded $17,413 in receipts for the latest month, which is lower than its 12‑month average of $26,653, indicating a below‑average performance compared to typical Texas bars in Friendswood. Filing in August 2026, it continues operating at 1330 W Bay Area Blvd.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $331,886, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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CRAZY ALAN'S SWAMP SHACK is a Mixed Beverage located in FRIENDSWOOD, Texas. In September 2026, it reported $12,600 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $27,657. Its highest-grossing month in that period was March 2026 with $54,327 in sales. Sales have increased by 15% compared to earlier in the period. Its sales mix is approximately 61% liquor, 37% beer, and 2% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated low with no significant compliance concerns detected.
1330 W BAY AREA BLVD, FRIENDSWOOD, TX 77546
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“We stopped in for the first time, specifically looking to avoid a chain restaurant, and this spot did not disappoint. The sheer variety of menu options was impressive. Our food came out quickly, was delicious, and was hot off the grill/stove. A huge shoutout to Karen, our waitress, who was outstanding! She knew the menu inside and out and provided genuinely friendly service. We're already planning our next visit...”
“Moe took care of us and recommended the Rockefeller oysters. So delicious 😋 and rhe drinks were on point! First timers definitely coming back.”
“I usually don’t leave reviews, but I was really disappointed with my recent visit. I ordered crawfish and tried a sauce that was recommended to me, but I didn’t like it, so I asked if they could remake it with a different flavor I’m familiar with. They agreed, which I appreciated. However, when I received the second batch, I noticed shells in the tray that looked like they were from my original order, which made...”
“This place is the has the best Rockefeller oysters...best shrimp g style extra spicy snow crab 🦀 food u can get i highly recommend this swamp shack on bay area Blvd !!”
“Dinner was delicious! Our server was amazing and food was hot and fresh!! So hot we had to wait a little while to let it cool down before indulging. Prices are fair for the portion sizes! I should’ve had the boil special they had for Memorial Day but it seemed like to much for me to eat by myself.”
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