HOW TO SURVIVE ON LAND AND SEA posted $71,115 in receipts for the most recent month, roughly double its 12‑month average of $38,218. This puts the bar well above the typical monthly earnings of comparable Houston venues, indicating a strong market position. Audit risk flagged as HIGH — see compliance below.
Based on trailing-12-month gross of $468,686, applying contribution margins of -5–32% and EBITDA multiples of 2.25–3.75×. Confidence: low. Not a formal appraisal — anchor for diligence conversations.
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HOW TO SURVIVE ON LAND AND SEA is a Mixed Beverage located in HOUSTON, Texas. In August 2026, it reported $71,115 in total mixed beverage sales. Its average monthly sales over the last 12 months were $39,057. Its highest-grossing month in that period was October 2025 with $71,116 in sales. Sales have increased by 26% compared to earlier in the period. Its sales mix is approximately 84% liquor, 6% beer, and 10% wine. The establishment currently holds an Active TABC license. Its BoozeReports audit risk score is rated high based on cash law violations, delinquent history, or irregular sales reporting patterns.
3401 HARRISBURG BLVD, HOUSTON, TX 77003
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“My husband found this hidden gem for a Monday night date night spot. We loved that they had jazz music at eight on Monday nights and despite a rainy evening and me thinking that it would not be as crowded the place got packed. The music was amazing and this bar caters a very simple menu comprising of pizzas. We ended up getting the special which was the chicken Tikka masala pizza and we absolutely loved it. It...”
“Coming here again! Me and a friend are super glad we found this place. We came in around 7pm before the Jazz Band played tonight. We were able to order drinks and food and then grab a seat closer to the show. The performance was euphoric and the energy in the room kept growing as the night fell and the bar got crowded. We eventually left around 9pm cause it started getting a bit too hot for our personal...”
“Cozy, eclectic vibe - somewhere between a dive bar and a coffeehouse, in the best way. The space feels homey, the staff is friendly, and the restrooms are clean. The pizza is simple, affordable, and tasty. Especially the tomato sauce. Great spot to relax, catch a bite and vibe.”
“Went for a much needed drink and some time to myself…right before Hurricane Beryl hit. Bartenders were very attentive, and friendly, music was nice and atmospheric. The drinks were great, strong, and well made. THAT PIZZA 🍕 THO’ I got one on the house, and had to order another one! When I say this is one of if not, the best slice of pizza in town, I’m not even kidding. A bit Fluffy but crispy bite to the bread,...”
“Neighbors in Second Ward is a fantastic spot! The large pepperoni pizza for $24 is a steal—perfectly cheesy with a crispy crust that hits all the right spots. The atmosphere is laid-back and welcoming, making it an ideal place to grab drinks with friends. The cherry on top? Their comedy night every other Thursday is hilarious and adds such a fun vibe to the place. Highly recommend checking it out for great food,...”
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